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By Sheff_Blade
#1105129
The 7 dwarfs were working down a mine when it collapsed.

A rescuer called down, "Can anybody hear me? If you can, say anything, make some noise!"

Eventually they hear a small voice singing "Oh Jeremy Corbyn, Oh Jeremy Corbyn ........"

Snow White says, "Well at least Dopey's still alive!"
By Ketron
#1105159
Had i been allowed to vote Kev , i'd have known exactly what i was voting for.
It doesn't come any easier than an "in or out" answer , unless one is a socialist ...they might struggle with such simplicity. :lol: :lol: :lol:
By Burrababa
#1105201
Mrs Nelson wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:35 am
if I had had the opportunity to vote I would have voted in favour of staying in an established 40 year old relationship with familiar partners unlike you guys who want to try and rewrite a complicated rule book in a few months with a new and permanent partnership with people you are yet to meet

:lol:
How did you ever leave the UK for Spain?? :D

Look at the benefits if you go back :wink:

The government should give £10,000 to every citizen under 55, a report suggests.

The Royal Society for the encouragement of the Arts, Manufactures and Commerce (RSA) said it could pave the way to everyone getting a basic state wage.
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By Jimbo1916
#1105220
Burrababa wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:37 pm
Mrs Nelson wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:47 am
At least I’m intelligent to know what I Was voting for unlike you dunc.

:lol:
Ok--tell us --what were you voting for??? :roll: :D :D
He didn`t bother to vote Tony ... But talks as if he did. Now make of that what you will. :lol: :lol:

Some of us couldn`t vote. The difference is that we don`t talk as if we did :D
By Ketron
#1105246
A superior member of this group, Kev ??? :?
I think your posts over the years , leave us in no doubt,as to the reality of that .
My favourite's are your "rewriting of history" ..they're priceless ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
By Burrababa
#1105288
Mrs Nelson wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:20 am
Talking about John not me.

He can’t post here without slagging off someone else’s level of knowledge.

I don’t rewrite history I tell the truth.

Your party killed our country, killed our towns and cities, with a job center on one corner and a food bank on the other, you can’t deny it.
Getting back to the original poster-----this should be in the joke section :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
By Burrababa
#1105305
Mrs Nelson wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:05 pm
Just think in twenty years time, loads of poorly educated council estate kids will be saying,

“ I left school with no qualifications but look at me, I’m a bank manager”

:lol:
If we stay in the EU--you may well be right----many a council kid could migrate to Spain or Greece and manage their financial Institutions--at least they couldn't possibly make it any worse ! :wink:
By Kinchy
#1105336
I left school with no qualifications but look at me, I’m a bank manager”

Well I left school with nothing more than a sprit level, but by hard graft made my way up to a Senior Manager, dealing with international freight movements (road sea and air) as well as working with Her Majesty's Customs and Excise for Import freight with a budget of £4 million per year. Negotiating contracts with multi national companies.
Going to college at night to study French and Spanish as well as remembering and expanding upon my German. All that from a rag arsed kid from a two up two down.
Working for weeks on end in France, Spain, Ireland, Germany, Holland and Belgium.
SO IT CAN BE DONE

And if we are able to use this for a joke .......
I ave just heard from a friend who has set up a business in Afghanistan making prayer mats with small intricate land mines in the fabric ..........................................

Prophets are going through the roof :oops:
Last edited by Kinchy on Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
By Kinchy
#1105338
Kinchy, did you leave school with 50 grand debt? Was an ex corpy house worth half a million pounds back then ?
Uni was free when I left school, but I did not take any exams (O and A levels) hence the spirit level inference.
Corpy houses were only made available to buy from about 1981 onwards. I bought my first house privately in 1973.
The house I lived in before that, was owned by a Labour council. No hot water, outside toilet, no bathroom .
By Kinchy
#1105365
All houses should have an outside bathroom, which dirty bugger had the idea of walking out of the kitchen or ones bedroom even and having a crap within plain wiff of your family / lover / gas meter reader etc.

Now come on Kev pay attention whilst sat at the back catching a few zzzzzz's after last night's warbling!
There was no outside bathroom, in fact no bathroom full stop. It was only the dust bin men who might have caught a whiff of said crap whilst heaving them heavy metal bins onto their shoulders, cos the dustbins were all outside the outside lavvy.
Is that right lavvy being a scouse word whack :D

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