So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible," he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, only to see another £10 note appear. "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to do?.
"Well for goodness sake take it out man" shrieks the Paddy. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and so on...Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Doctor, thank ya kindly, that's much batter, how much is there then? The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1990 exactly."
"Ah, that'll be right." says Paddy " I knew I wasn't feeling two grand." !!