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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By reagan
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A shrewd business man decided to take his wife to the most expensive hotel in Brighton and said to his wife we will write to all our business associates on the hotels heading paper and our associates will be very impressed and we will have all our meals at a small café near bye so the bill will be small
They stopped for two weeks had all their meals at a small café and the wife went and got the bill ,LOOK LOOK she cried £500 the manager said the food was included and was there if we wanted it ,he took the bill wrote on it and went and gave the manager £200 the manager looked at the bill where the man had written cost of hotel £500 cost of 4 nights with my wife £300 ,SIR I had no nights with your wife ,"NO the man said but it was there if you wanted it " :lol:
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