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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By reagan
#1099182
Johnny wanted a shag with a prossie but only had £10 , well the prossie said you can have a Penguin for £10 ,what`s that Johnny said ,,drop your trousers which he did and she started a blow job and just as he was reaching a climax she got up and left the room ,Johnny waddled after her shouting where you going :lol: :lol: :lol:




hope I don`t get banned for this :roll:
By freddo
#1099298
How do Penguins walk, they Waddle, so would you with your pants round your ankles :D :D :D
By reagan
#1099346
On paper it is not much good but do it visually when telling guarantee you will get a laugh
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