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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By reagan
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A professor was giving a lecture on observation to about 60 students ,he produced a glass of liquid and said this is the urine of a 16 year old virgin from wales it smells ok and dipping his finger in it put his finger in his mouth and said it taste sweet try it and passed the glass around ,and about 16 of the students crept out ,he then picked up another glass and smelt it ,this is the urine of a 40 year old housewife from Scotland the smell is a little bad and the taste and again dipping his finger in the glass and putting his finger in his mouth said ,it tastes really sour try it and passed the glass around and another 20 students crept out ,and then he picked up another glass of liquid and said ,this is the urine of a 60 year old prostitute from Hamburg the smell is so strong and the taste and again putting his finger in it and putting his finger in his mouth said the taste is terrible try it and passed the glass to the students and another 12 students left the room ,until one student stood up and asked Professor what is this to do with observation please , and the professor replied if you had observed










I put this finger in the urine but put a different finger in my mouth
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