Torrevieja Forum

The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

Moderator: Moderator

By northend
#1081998
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
Apartment Question

Not all internal work needs permission and it depe[…]

car key cutting

Stay away from Carrefour I wanted a simple key cut[…]

Don't be silly , Pommie. Soapydave is perfectly[…]

No surprises.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog ....[…]

Sat Back/Google Maps

Thanks for the prompt response Freddo. Good to kno[…]

Lloret de Mar

Initially we went to Rosa´s Tours in Ciu[…]

Nokia 3 replacement glass

Depending on where you are Fonefix San Luis next t[…]

R.I.P. Chas.

You're right SteveD. Really down to earth guys, to[…]

New Advertising Slots and Possibilities