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By quizmaster
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Do You Know how the 11th Commandment Was Created?
During a recent meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the urgent need for an eleventh commandment.
Particularly since there is a chance that Bill would get into the White House again if Hilary wins.
They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.
They persevered with their brain-storming and drafted the 11th.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh Commandment should be:
"Thou shall not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
Amen!
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