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By dave c
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A guy is going to a fancy dress party and decides to go as Adam, so sends away to a mail order firm for a fig leaf.
When it arrives, it's too small, so he sends it back with a note saying, " This fig leaf doesn't cover my requirements. "
So they send him a bigger one.
It's still too small, so he sends it back as well, with the note saying, " This fig leave still doesn't cover my requirements "
So they send him a gigantic one with a note saying, " If this fig leaf still doesn't cover your requirements, may we suggest you stick your requirement in your ear - and go as a petrol pump instead! "
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