Torrevieja Forum

The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

Moderator: Moderator

By reagan
#1053068
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife ‘Notice anything different about me?’

Margaret looks him over, ‘Nope.’

Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time ‘Notice anything different NOW?’

Margaret looks up and says, ‘Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.’

Furious, Bert yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?

‘Nope’ she replies.

‘IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!’ Bert yells.

To which Margaret replies…”Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”

The McCaan fund is just about to run out . The pol[…]

No surprises.

I have seen quite a few documentaries on this su[…]

Lloret de Mar

Good old lloret! Long time no see I have n[…]

Property Rental Agents?

Have a drive round the area you want to move to an[…]

You could also try holding the On button on tv for[…]

Torretas

Yes we have always warned people on this Forum sin[…]

Can we blame BREXIT

I have a friend who has a terminal illness ... […]

PROFESSIONAL COUPLE Professional couple looking f[…]

New Advertising Slots and Possibilities