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By quizmaster
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Bloke goes to doctor having problems with premature ejaculation. He is told "When you feel yourself cuming give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong the sex". Two days later the doctor saw him again and asked how it went. Bloke said "Not good! We were in a 69, i felt myself start to cum, so i fired the gun like you said......"
"......my wife shit in my face, bit the end off my cock and the milkman came out the wardrobe with his hands up!"
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