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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By quizmaster
#1047600
My wife came home with a tub of ice cream and asked if i wanted some.

I replied, How hard is it.

She laughed and said,

As hard as your cock when you think of me naked.

I said, Go on then,

Pour me a glass.
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