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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By freddo
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Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says:
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*"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto .
I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the
mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
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*That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance
from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a
topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
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Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork
restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
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*Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins
in the window modelling the goods.

*All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue
would not be a problem for others."
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*Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
*And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime,
or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!!!!
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