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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By reagan
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A vicar went to a brothel and asked the madam was it alright because he was a vicar not a problem she said drop your trousers which he did to reveal the largest penis she had ever seen ,no no no she said not for me but anne on the first floor might take it ,so he went up to the first floor and said to Anne you don`t mind me being a vicar do you ,no she said get your trousers off and when he did she said no way try mary next door so he went in to mary and asked could we have the lights off ,oh she said a bit shy are we they got undresses onto the bed and he said you don`t mind me being a vicar then ,no Mary said as long as you don`t preach to me about JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
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