Apartment ( it’s a flat )
Villa ( it’s a 2 bed box and you can hear your neighbour snoring )
President ( the job nobody else wanted )
Estate agent ( Greg’s the baker hasn’t arrived in Spain yet )
Master builder ( the kids bought me a hammer for Christmas. )
Electrician ( turn the mains off and hope the problem resolves itself when the rain stops )
Welcome to the new Torrevieja forum rambling club. Free membership is available to those of limited intellectual capacity, who delight in the simianesque art of knuckle dragging ambulatory activities, as well as those from the home for the perpetually deluded , also known as Momentum or the Marxist Peoples Forum.
Nonsensical garbage from Kevin Tyler, also known as Mrs Nelson ,also known as Mr Jones
Oh, sorry again to seem pedantic, but the correct spelling is GREGGS ., just in case you were thinking of buying any of their shares, like a good capitalist.